Gee WHIZ what a week.
We have an 11 year old girl being told by socialists that she CAN’T…SELL…MISTLETOE to help pay for her braces but…IT’S PERFECTLY OKAY TO…SIT THERE AND BEG FOR THE MONEY…
The Department of Energy just blew ANOTHER…$139 MILLION BUCKS on a “LOAN” to FISKER ELECTRIC CARS!!!
Wonder if the problem THERE was…THE FISKER PLANT WAS POWERED BY…SOLYNDRA SOLAR PANELS???
And…
Some people are getting’ all bent outta shape because NORAD has SANTA escorted by FIGHTER JETS!!!
Listen…He has to fly all around the world…Over IRAN…AFGHANISTAN…NORTH KOREA…ALL THE DIFFERENT BUTT-KRACKISTANS…and plenty of other places where CHRISTMAS…IS ABOUT AS WELCOME AS IT IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE…
I WANT THAT FAT, JOLLY ELF…PROTECTED!!!!!
My Patriot Friends…Today IS Friday and…
I’m fuming.
Let’s start with this…
Yesterday, we heard of a 33 year old teacher from Texas who was GUNNED DOWN and KILLED in…
BENGHAZI!!!
This comes on the heels of the 80 something year old VETERAN who was jailed in NORTH KOREA a couple of weeks ago.
Remember those 2 “hikers” who were held in IRAN a couple of years ago???
SERIOUSLY…WTH???
I don’t really care HOW noble the cause…
Habitat for Hezbollah…
Well Diggers for Despots…
Big Brothers for Little Dictators…
WHAT…EVER…
If people lack the common sense to STAY THE HELL OUT OF COUNTRIES THAT WANT TO KILL OR KIDNAP AMERICANS…
DON’T COME CRYING CROCODILE TEARS AT ME!!!!!
This teacher in Benghazi was…TEACHING…CHEMISTRY…AT THE BENGHAZI INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL!!!
Look, if there one place that could do WITHOUT someone “teaching” them how to MIX CHEMICALS…IT’S BEN-FREAKIN’-GHAZI!!!!
Reports are…This teacher was out…JOGGING…IN WHAT IS ANYTHING BUT A TERRORIST-FREE ZONE…When somebody SHOT HIM IN THE CHEST!!!
Libyan officials say they have no suspects…
HELLO???
EVERYBODY IN BENGHAZI IS A SUSPECT!!!!!
Try stopping by the nearest SIDEWALK CAFÉ AND SEE WHO’S SIPPING A STRAWBERRY FRAPPE!!!!!
You want to do something nice for people in a 3rd world country?
PAY FOR THE CAR BEHIND YOU AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU IN DETROIT and then…FLOOR IT…BEFORE THE BULLETS START FLYING!!!
Fuming.
The “Shooting Yourself in the Foot Union Local ZERO IQ” is advocating that FAST FOOD WORKERS GET A STARTING PAY GRADE OF $15.00 PER HOUR!!!
Ya know…Every time I go through the drive-thru and order a CHEESE BURGER, FRIES AND A COKE…And get CHICKEN MYSTERY NUGGETS…A SALAD AND AN ORANGE JUICE…
The FIRST thing I think of is…
WHOEVER THE 25 YEAR OLD, COLLEGE GRAD WITH A DEGREE IN LIBERAL ARTS IS, THAT’S RUNNING THE LINE…CERTAINLY DESERVES A SUPER-SIZED RAISE!!!
Listen Sparky…
While I’m willing to bet it’s COSTING YOU A SMALL FORTUNE to live in your PARENT’S BASEMENT and be covered ON THEIR INSURANCE…
I REALLY DON’T WANT TO PAY AS MUCH FOR A BURGER AS I DID FOR MY CAR!!!!!
If I wanted to do THAT…I’D EAT EVERY MEAL AT THE FRICKIN’ BALL PARK!!!
Now…On the off chance that SPEEDY WEENIE doesn’t WANT to JACK UP THE PRICE of a CHILI DOG to equal the COST OF AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER…
THEY’RE GONNA START LAYING OFF 90% OF YOU PAPER HAT WEARING GENIUSES…As many as 450 THOUSAND of you, to compensate for the REST of you who think YOU deserve 15.00 PER HOUR!!!
Right now…You may be making about $7.25 an hour flipping burgers but…IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE YOUR DREAM JOB so…GO AHEAD and GO ON STRIKE…Demanding $15.00/hour and YOU’LL BE REPLACED BY SOME FLIP-BOT…DESIGNED BY A 12 YEAR OLD…THAT DOESN’T REQUIRE ANY HOURLY WAGE other than TO BE PLUGGED IN AT NIGHT!!!
Think about it for a sec…
Out there, right now, are HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of people who have MASTERED the art of cooking ONE side of an eighth inch thick patty of meat-like substance to the consistency of a HOCKEY PUCK while the OTHER side is STEAK TARTARE…And they’re SO sure THEY deserve to RETIRE ON A FRENCH FRY PENSION that they’re WILLING TO STRIKE THEMSELVES ALL THE WAY TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE where they won’t even have a CLUE as to how to fill out the paperwork because…
THEIR PICTURE AIN’T ON THE FORM TO TELL EM WHERE TO PUT THEIR NAMES!!!
I’m fuming.
And finally…
There is a…”SELF-PROCLAIMED”…ummmmm…”NON-PARTISAN” bunch of YAHOOS out there called…
“FAMILIES USA…”
Who have DEDICATED themselves to “the achievement of high-quality, affordable health care for all Americans,” and THEY just scored a…
$1.1 MILLION DOLLAR GRANT to…
COMPILE A DATABASE OF…OBAMACARE SUCCESS STORIES …FOR THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!!!
“Families USA…SHOULD BE CALLED…”ORGANIZING FOR IDIOTIC, SOCIALIST IDEAS!!!!!”
Yep.
That’s $1.1 MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS to FABRICATE PROPAGANDA FOR THE DICTATOR!!!!!
Well…Let’s see…
So far…THERE AREN’T ANY OBAMACARE SUCCESS STORIES because…NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO PAY FOR THEIR OBAMACARE INSURANCE!!!!!
There are MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of stories out there of people who USED to have insurance but, because of Obamacare…THEY DON’T…ANY MORE…
There are MILLIONS and MILLIONS of stories of people who have SEEN THEIR PREMIUMS SHOOT TO THE MOON…
How about the MILLIONS and MILLIONS who now HAVE insurance but…CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO AFFORD THE DEDUCTIBLES SO…IT REALLY ISN’T DOING THEM ANY GOOD TO HAVE THE DARN STUFF?????
There ARE stories are COMING FROM HARRY REID’S OFFICE RELATED TO THOSE WHO…DON’T HAVE TO SIGN UP FOR OBAMACRAP!!!
I SUPPOSE THAT’S A SUCCESS STORY FOR…THEM!!!
So far, as I understand it…The ONLY CREDIBLE…”OBAMACARE SUCCESS STORY” they’ve been able to get…
CAME FROM MANTI TE’O’S IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!
Obama’s out there trying to get BARTENDERS to hold OBAMACARE SEMINARS DURING HAPPY HOUR because…
YOU HAVE TO BE TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE TO THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA and…THIS bunch of SOCIALIST HACKS ARE GETTING $1.1 MILLION OF OUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS TO…WRITE DOWN THE INEBRIATED RAMBLINGS OF OBAMA SOCK PUPPETS?????
THIS kind of money hasn’t been spent by this administration on the fabrication of FICTION since THEY HAD…ACORN…OUT THERE REGISTERING THE INHABITANTS OF FOREST LAWN TO VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!
THEY HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING SOBRIETY SUCCESS ADVICE FROM TORONTO’S ROBERT FORD THAN THEY DO OF GETTING OBAMACARE SUCCESS STORIES!!!
It wasn’t enough that Obama’s GANG OF THIEVES turned DOWN an offer to build the OBAMACARE WEBSITE…FOR 
FREE…NOW…THEY’RE SPENDING ANOTHER $1.1 MILLION DOLLARS TO…COMPILE A LIST OF OBAMACARE SUCCESSES?????
They don’t need a whole WEBSITE for that…
ALL THEY NEED IS THE BACK SIDE OF A FORTUNE COOKIE PAPER!!!!!!!
There hasn’t been THIS much of a DISASTER coming out of Chicago SINCE MRS. O’LEARY’S COW DECIDED TO BAR-B-QUE ITSELF!!!!!
A website for Obamacare success stories…
Good grief…
That’s right up there will NANCY PELOSI’S…FACE-LIFTSUCCESSSTORIES.COM!!!
She’s had that mug stretched so much she can only hear you IF YOUR STANDING DIRECTLY BEHIND HER!!!
Hillary Clinton’t MYSTATEDEPTARTMENTTRIUMPHS.COM…
Joe Bidens…PUBLICSPEAKINGBRIL
LIANCE.COM and…BILL CLINTONS WEBSITE…
SECRETSTOSUCCESSFULDRYCLEANING.COM!!!!!
With nearly 14 million PEOPLE already having THEIR insurance policies CANCELLED…It’s gonna be pretty hard to find ANY success stories.
Maybe they should just wait until after the 2014 midterms and then…Just put up a page with the word…
REPEALED on it.
Now THAT…Would be a SUCCESS!!!
My friends. It’s Friday and…
I AM FUMING!!!!